Why aren't you a Trump supporter?

I can count

I know that he didn’t run against “Obamna”

Fuck that piece of orange shit, fuck his idiocracy, fuck his sexism, fuck his racism, fuck his religionism, fuck his divisionism, fuck his lying, fuck his orange face paint, fuck his worship of Cult of Ignorance, fuck his Cult, fuck his jingoistic horseshit, fuck his manuipulations, fuck his toddler-age WIMPism, fuck his fucked-up values of ME ME ME and did I mention ME, and fuck him personally with a giant razor sharp dildo that’s been preheated to 204.7° F and built to the dimensions of the Washington Monument. Slowly.

Mild US Inflation Is Backdrop for Fed’s Powell on the Hill - Bloomberg.com

If someone works for me, I actually pay them

I don’t hold serial bankrupters in high regard

I don’t hide in my hotel room while everybody else keeps the appointed time and place because my hair might get wet

Fred Smith, FedEx’s billionaire founder and CEO, dies at 80 - The Washington Post

It’s uncool to set up soft porn pics with your own preteen daughter

I see through liars

I understand how hurricane paths work

Europe’s Groundbreaking Earth-Mars Tugboat Mission Is Looking for Passengers to Join Its First Voyage - The Daily Galaxy

I don’t believe in asking the people of Iowa “how stupid are the people of Iowa”

I’ve never tried to pretend the word would means wouldn’t

I don’t believe there is a fucking “president of the Virgin Islands”

Michael Wilbon trashes analytics again in Tyrese Haliburton rant: ‘Put the damn laptops down’ - Awful Announcing

I don’t run and hide from a debate like a fucking WIMP just becuase some moderator asked pointed questions

I have an acute aversion to scumbags

I know what Nikki Haley’s authority with the National Guard is

Do you think AI language models like Claude AI will ever be able to truly match someone's unique writing style?

I know that sounds DO NOT cause cancer.

EVEN FUCKING MIKE PENCE understands that

I respect women and don’t respect those who don’t

Why are Korean female leads so angry all the time?

I know the difference between “George Bush” and “Jeb Bush”

I know that if I or anyone I know commits a crime we’ll go to the clink

I don’t buy made-up stories of “thousands and thousands of people dancing on rooftops”

Judge declares mistrial on rape count in Harvey Weinstein's sex crimes retrial after jury chaos - ABC News

I don’t buy bullshit

I have no sicko desire to control women or have a bizarro hangup with “blood”

I know who the president of Turkey really is

May home sales increase very slightly, but prices hit another record high - CNBC

I have complete contempt for fraudsters, and even less for repeat ones

A real man doesn’t grab women by the p***y

I don’t cotton to rapists

Yes, You Can Change Outfits In Nightreign , But Not At First - Kotaku

I don’t respect a sleazeball who lies about his height just so he can lie about his weight

I understand historical events enough to know there were no airports in the eighteenth century, that Canada didn’t burn the White House half a century before it existed and that World War Two already happened

When I go Greenland shopping and Denmark says no I don’t melt down like a fucking WIMP

Scientists make jaw-dropping discovery after satellite images reveal what's hiding over a mile beneath Antarctic ice: 'It's like uncovering a time capsule' - Yahoo

I don’t pretend not to know who David Dooky is just because he can deliver votes

I can read

I understand that you can’t inject bleach or light

What makes females believe or think abortions are part of a woman’s rights?

I understand geography enough to know that Belgium is not a “beautiful city”, that Paris is not in fucking Germany, that India does share a border with China, that that border is peppered with Bhutan and Nepal, not “Button” and “Nipple”, that time zones exist, that “shithole countries” do not, that “England” and “the UK” are not the same thing, that you cannot build a wall in Colorado to keep out New Mexico, and that the Bronx is not and has never been “a very wonderful place in fucking Germany”

I don’t watch or listen to advertising

I didn’t get out of military service with fucking “bone spurs” that I paid a doctor to write

Why does my vagina and around my butthole itch? I don't have weird discharge and I'm still a virgin.

I understand that when you lose an election you step the fuck aside and take it like a man rather than invade the Capitol while your loss is being made official just because you’re a fucking snowflake WIMP

I have a reading level above third grade

Those are a few reasons off the top of my head. How ’bout you?

I respect other cultures and don’t respect those who don’t

I understand that you can’t just fucking nuke a hurricane

I actually pay taxes

I have complete contempt for traitorism

I took the same Oath and took it seriously

I know there’s no such thing as invisible planes

I know the difference between “give me your tired, your poor” and “they’re poisoning our blood”

I have complete contempt for intentional stupidity

When a reporter declines to join me in the rooftops fantasy I don’t go on stage and gyrate to mock his congenital disability

I have complete contempt for fakery

I don’t believe the way to respond to a hurricane is to call a press conference to describe it as “wet from the standpoint of water”, to distribute Play Doh, or to stand at a podium throwing rolls of paper towels as if they were bottles of ketchup

I don’t believe that Saudi Arabia and Russia “will vedoop bedeep uhhhh”

It’s uncool to lurk around teenage girls’ dressing rooms

I know the difference between Sioux City and Sioux Falls and even Sioux Center

I don’t believe Nazis, Klan klowns and white supremacists chanting “Jews will not replace us” comprise “very fine people”

Let us count the ways. Captain Obvious says:

I don’t call Tim Cook “Tim Apple” and if I do I don’t deny what’s right there on the videotape because I’m too much of a fucking WIMP to handle Reality

authoritarians can get down on the floor and bite my ass, yesterday

I don’t respect shameless hucksters who try to sell a vitamin where you have to mail in your pee